You've got mail

Vrill again. I want to say thanks to Apprentice Steve for forwarding me my mail from the Guild. I had a last paycheck coming and there were a couple magazines I'm glad to have for some light reading. There's also, let's see, oh it's my Guildsmaster Club Exclusive Catalog! Huh, can't believe they still sent me one. There's some nice stuff they're offering this time around, and...

Holy Schnikes! Well I'll be darned. They're finally offering one of those... and with my Guildsmaster Club Points (plus the bonus I earned from winning the science fair), and my settlement with the Vrill Collie Farms, I think I just might be able to buy it... That'll make a nice secret weapon just in case those guys ever find me in my new hiding spot.

Speaking of which, I 'linked' to their dumb dungeons and dragons weblog on the 'sidebar'. Take a look! That adventure is so lame. Unicorns in a crystal cavern? Gay. What'd the DM do, get his idea from saturday morning cartoons? What's next, fighting Skeletor at Castle Greyskull? You know, I take pity on them too, no wonder they're so angry when they're going on such retarded adventures. Tomb of Horrors, anyone? The G series? Sigh.

Well what do you know

Hi all, Vrill here. So I've had some down time, done a lot of thinking. I've been writing a little, actually- no, obviously not in my weblog, just my private thoughts, and it's helped. In fact, I have to admit that I sort of forgot about this 'e-journal', until last night when I was 'surfing the web' and found the weblog of those guys who, well, if you're an old timer here on the Potion Guild blog, you'll know who I mean by 'those guys'.

So I told them off, on their very own blog! Heh heh.

Anyway, the weather's been pretty nice, so I've been outside a little, catching some rays and such. I forgot how nice it is when no one's trying to wreck your life.

In other news, I quit the Potion Guild. Yes, officially! Can you believe it?! My last Apprentice, Steve, his work will be overseen by Master P now. Too bad, because it was just getting exciting. I mean, not that Master Parsifal isn't a great advisor! Just that I won't be there to watch it blossom.

Adios, amigos.

V.