A question for the 'blogosphere'

Okay, so does anyone out there know how to delete posts and block some users from posting on your blog? The blogger FAQ isn't loading up for me for some reason. I'm starting to get a lot of spam posting on this site, and it's annoying. What if someone interesting has something interesting to say? It'd be lost among all the crap posts my blog has been getting lately.

I suppose you all deserve to hear one of my replies to some unfriendly remarks made in the comments section. Yes, it's true, the healing process has begun. I'm coming to terms with the murder of my wife and child. Not great terms, mind you, and the perpetrators will pay in the end. They always do, right? That's the lesson of every great story (and even some not so great stories!). Anyone see 'Unforgiven'? I feel kind of like that.

Just in case you're reading this, Brogg, Cinder, and Dave. And now this Marivhon monk guy too. I am issuing a restraining order on you. I have sought legal council, and the process is already in motion. If you come within one mile of me, you will be violating the order. It's not done yet, but I'm sure by the time you're done killing all those lawful good monks it'll be ready. If the monks don't kill you first that is. So you'll be getting some official mail soon. FYI.

Vrill over and out.

Update a-go-go

Well, it's sure been a while since I 'blogged'. That's what laying low gets you- I wasn't even able to check my email for a couple weeks. I come back, and of course my mailbox is full of 'spam'. I hate that. Nigerian bank account scams? I have an 18 IQ, thanks. Nigeria isn't even on my world. And did you see that my 'blog' was 'spammed' also? Something about lumbering, or penny stocks? Not to mention, of course, the 'spam' I received from psychopathic adventureres trying to get a rise of out me. But oh no, not the new Gregory Vrill.

I keep my cool.

So my 'secret weapon' arrived in the mail yesterday. I'm pretty pleased, I suppose, although I still have yet to figure out how to work this thing. I'd love to tell you all all about it- and yes, I used two 'alls' there on purpose, the sentence makes sense if you'll read it again. However, given that ABCDMM are probably reading this for clues as to my whereabouts, you can forget it. All I will say is: bring it on, ABCDMM. Bring. It. On.

Apprentice Steve is making progress too, on his hyperlinked spellbook. I'm amazed, really, that it even worked at all. Steve, of course, hit upon the secret purely by accident, but I've seen the results with my own eyes. There are still a few rough edges to be worked out... I'm not sure how an Unseen Servant who can cast Erase is all that practical, but that's science for you. Sometimes you just don't know what use something might have.

Anyone see "The Island"? It was pretty good, but I'm getting sick of movies where the villain is a scientific genius. How about a movie where a struggling, genius scientist or wizard is the hero, and the guys who destroy the world the scientists create are the bad guys? You know, like in REAL LIFE?

Anyway, Vrill out, going to play with my new 'acquisition'. Could come in handy with the whole Knights of Armek thing, which of course, is still going to happen and destroy the world.