Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Update a-go-go

Well, it's sure been a while since I 'blogged'. That's what laying low gets you- I wasn't even able to check my email for a couple weeks. I come back, and of course my mailbox is full of 'spam'. I hate that. Nigerian bank account scams? I have an 18 IQ, thanks. Nigeria isn't even on my world. And did you see that my 'blog' was 'spammed' also? Something about lumbering, or penny stocks? Not to mention, of course, the 'spam' I received from psychopathic adventureres trying to get a rise of out me. But oh no, not the new Gregory Vrill.

I keep my cool.

So my 'secret weapon' arrived in the mail yesterday. I'm pretty pleased, I suppose, although I still have yet to figure out how to work this thing. I'd love to tell you all all about it- and yes, I used two 'alls' there on purpose, the sentence makes sense if you'll read it again. However, given that ABCDMM are probably reading this for clues as to my whereabouts, you can forget it. All I will say is: bring it on, ABCDMM. Bring. It. On.

Apprentice Steve is making progress too, on his hyperlinked spellbook. I'm amazed, really, that it even worked at all. Steve, of course, hit upon the secret purely by accident, but I've seen the results with my own eyes. There are still a few rough edges to be worked out... I'm not sure how an Unseen Servant who can cast Erase is all that practical, but that's science for you. Sometimes you just don't know what use something might have.

Anyone see "The Island"? It was pretty good, but I'm getting sick of movies where the villain is a scientific genius. How about a movie where a struggling, genius scientist or wizard is the hero, and the guys who destroy the world the scientists create are the bad guys? You know, like in REAL LIFE?

Anyway, Vrill out, going to play with my new 'acquisition'. Could come in handy with the whole Knights of Armek thing, which of course, is still going to happen and destroy the world.

3 Comments:

Blogger Paul said...

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5:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have not forgotton about you Vrill. Laying low is hopeless.

Much love,
Cinder

12:27 PM  
Blogger Master Gregory Vrill said...

'Run away'? You weren't even there. I was trying to survive. These bozos destroyed the weather station that was up about 100 feet in the air. Pure death. Actually, if it wasn't for me, you'd *all* be dead! Well, not you Marivhon. But Cinder and Brogg and Dave, did you ever think about that? Because of me, you survived the weather station destruction.

I SAVED YOU.

And yes, I saw a movie, I'm not ashamed. Getting back in the swing of things is part of the healing process. It's what my wife would've wanted me to do. And my daughter's not exactly dead anymore, you're holding her head hostage, you sick bastards.

Aren't you in the middle of a fight? Don't you have anything better to do than 'flame' my blog? At least it looks like those monks will kill you off once and for all. I mean, that Juka guy is cool as a cucumber, not even hurt, with the power of four elemental master monks at his disposal. You guys are low on hp, low on spells, and low on IQ.

And Marivhon, it's not AMTRAK. It's ARMEK. But I really shouldn't bother correcting that, you'll find out for yourself when they come and kill you all.

Hmm, I just noticed those little trash can icons. I'm going to try to TRASH your posts!

11:09 AM  

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