Meet your doom
First off, a congratulations to Mr. R. Greetles on becoming the 41st Mayor of Grito. Let's hope you're somewhat more competent than your predecessor, and much less dependent on adventurers.
Well well. It looks like I'm going to have company. Really, as I posted previously here in my 'blog', I'm not at all worried. Well, maybe a little worried about the damage that might occur to my new drapes and sofa. The PCs and their retarded friends have made their way to Greyhelm, presumably to seek me out.
This is sort of like one of those chess puzzlers you might see at the bottom of the comics page in your daily newspaper, where it looks like black has the advantage, but the instructions say: "White to mate in four. Hint: White is a POWERFUL FIREBALL-CASTING WIZARD." Something like that.
How many hp does Marivhon have? Even assuming he'll make his save, it's likely a fireball will kill him. What good friends, to lead someone to certain doom. Marivhon, if you're reading this, it's not too late to turn back. Then again, he does have a Wisdom of 5, so perhaps his lot in life is just to go knocking on death's many doors until finally, mercifully, one of them lets him in for a nice cuppa.
Let's do it. I'm sure Greetles will make a nice memorial space for you between the petunias and the tomatos.
Well well. It looks like I'm going to have company. Really, as I posted previously here in my 'blog', I'm not at all worried. Well, maybe a little worried about the damage that might occur to my new drapes and sofa. The PCs and their retarded friends have made their way to Greyhelm, presumably to seek me out.
This is sort of like one of those chess puzzlers you might see at the bottom of the comics page in your daily newspaper, where it looks like black has the advantage, but the instructions say: "White to mate in four. Hint: White is a POWERFUL FIREBALL-CASTING WIZARD." Something like that.
How many hp does Marivhon have? Even assuming he'll make his save, it's likely a fireball will kill him. What good friends, to lead someone to certain doom. Marivhon, if you're reading this, it's not too late to turn back. Then again, he does have a Wisdom of 5, so perhaps his lot in life is just to go knocking on death's many doors until finally, mercifully, one of them lets him in for a nice cuppa.
Let's do it. I'm sure Greetles will make a nice memorial space for you between the petunias and the tomatos.
posted by Master Gregory Vrill at 6:38 PM
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Really, I just have to say how odd it is when people make you kill them. This is not an opportunity one often gets. Like posting a sign by a chasm "WARNING: DO NOT JUMP" and then watching someone carefully walk up, inspect the sign, and... take a leap.
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If you are so brave come and get it. I thought you would have come to find us to put your daughters floating head to rest. She has been acting very strange as of late. I wouldn't worry though. It's mostly moaning. Do you know why she moans? I have it on good authority that zombies moan as a lament because they don't actually lose all of their soul at once. When animated a zombie has a smal part of it's soul left which is slowly drained away a sort of cruel non-life full of pain. That's why she moans. It might be because she misses you though. She would probably like to see you, we are currently involved but perhaps we could arrange a meeting.
And I have it on good authority that you are a MUNCH. You don't even have the stats nor the right RACE to be a monk! I guess someone took PITY on you and let you be a sad little monk. Marivhon, in my simulations you are always the first to die in a fireball barrage. I will not hold back and look forward to correcting this game system blemish that you have brought.
Your simulations must have been flawed somehow.....did you carry the 1. Multiplication is a lot like addition if that helps you get through the tough parts. Maybe we can get together soon and figure out your failures. Are you gonna quit hiding you pussy
Well, it's come to this. You found me, congratulations. But alas, I don't think you paid enough attention to what I've been saying all along in my web blog here.
Goodbye.
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